Would I do that? July 18, 2010

No, I didn’t break the terra pot.  As you can see, there is a broken pot in the background.  Although it’s difficult to control my extraordinary, superhuman strength and at times I break things unintentionally, on this occasion, it was my mommy’s reverse driving skills that did the pot in.  Poor thing didn’t stand a chance against my mom’s SUV.   If you are wondering why I’m smiling it’s because she busted up the pot a week ago and it’s still there.  Mommy always tells me to clean up after myself after I make messes but I guess the rule doesn’t apply to mommy.

Ladies Night July 18, 2010

Literally and figuratively speaking, sometimes it’s best for daddy to not be in the picture.   It’s ladies day out and daddy has to stay home and take care of the menace known in criminal circles as my little brother, Christian.  Don’t worry daddy, if mommy drinks a little too much I will be the designated driver.   G

Mothers Day 2010 May 9, 2010

Our mommy is the bestest and most wonderfulest in the world.   We wrote her a poem, got her a butterfly card, and a charm bracelet.  I’ve only known her for 2.7 years and Christian for only a little over a year but we think she is the coolest mom ever.  We love you, mommy!

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I can’t drive 55 May 9, 2010

Even when I get a sparkling new car I can never have fun because Christian has to tag along.  My parents won’t let me go run errands,  much less go on a joy ride unless the 24 pound of baggage, otherwise known as little brother, comes along.  Sigh, it’s tough to be a big sister.  My brother is holding me back.  I could have climbed higher up the social ladder but due to my brother, I’m still just a little girl stuck in my parents backyard.

The Cantu’s first family portrait January 1, 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR!  BRING ON  2010!

Gigi and Christian’s excellent adventure December 11, 2009

In Dr. Seuss’ “The Cat in the Hat”, both Thing 1 and Thing 2 are trouble makers. In the Cantu household, the spirit of Dr. Seuss is alive and kicking.  To our parents dismay, we strive to make Dr. Seus proud of our actions.  We climb walls, break things, keep our parents from sleeping and even harass the dogs every chance we get.  Living this lifestyle is fun and exhausting but I’m proud to report that beginning Dec. 15 we will temporarily cease our troublemaking ways and become role-model kids.  We will clean up after ourselves, become self sufficient and of course be polite and obedient.  Once we open our Christmas presents, however, expect Dr. Seuss to make a comeback unbeknowst in the history of parentkind.

Gigi age 2.4 yrs, Christian 9 mos

Wimpy pumpkin patch, serious customers November 1, 2009

Notorious Gangstas! October 2, 2009

Some things are just self evident September 27, 2009

Some things are so obvious there ain’t no splaining to do.   Here is proof  I’m my parents child.   Look at my shirt … yes, my mommy is hot, therefore, I am my mommy’s daughter.  Look at the Mariachi sombrero.  Yes, mariachi music flows in my veins thanks to daddy’s strong genes so that is proof I am daddy’s little girl.  Pictures can say a thousand words but pictures can also prove paternity. 

Sasquatch spotted in Pflugerville! August 1, 2009

Sasquatch, also known as Big Foot, has been terrorizing the Austin suburb of Pflugerville for weeks now.  Sasquatch is unstoppable and will yield to no one.  If you run into Sasquatch, please do not attempt to apprehend.  Instead, call the FBI, CIA, or HEB.  Sasquatch is considered to be a menace and will devour all food in sight.  Sasquatch’s only weakness is eating vegetables and authorities are working diligently to find out why Sasquatch avoids veggies.    Although Sasquatch has been known to give random hugs and kisses, please avoid at all possible costs.