To my daddy’s dismay, last week I confess to him my future career choices. During our cruise, while we watched a show, I lean over and tell him I want to be a ballerina and a school bus driver when I grow up. His response was so predictable. He mumbled something about being very concerned because ballerinas don’t make any money.
After centuries of debate and turmoil, the issue of evolution has finally been settled. These pictures taken by determined National Geographic photographers clearly prove that under the right conditions, living organisms will adapt to their environment by evolving. Darwin, however, didn’t get it all right! His theory stated dinosaurs evolved from smaller reptiles, such as frogs, but in this case, the dangerous man-eating T-Rex evolved into a cute, jolly frog. That’s right, as long as the environment calls for kids to go trick-or-treating during Halloween, man will keep evolving … for better or worst. Just take Gigi, for instance, she evolved from a bumble bee into Strawberry Shortcake … agh, natural selection can sometimes be cruel. Gee, I wonder if Darwin would give the T-Rex any chance to survive against Strawberry Shortcake.
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